March 9, 2009
My weekend, by the numbers…well, by five of the numbers.
5- the number of states I drove through in under 48 hours
4- the hours I spent at a bridal shower on Long Island*
6- the number of pages in the Bridal Shower Activity Booklet**
42-the number of minutes I waited why a NY State trooper proceeded to write me a ticket
457- the number of words in the formal letter of complaint I wrote in regards to the aggressive, nasty and inappropriate behavior of said trooper.
I never thought I would say this, but I am really happy to be back in the safety of my office with my Gumby mug and harpoons.
*anyone who has been to a bridal shower on LI knows that they are of an entirely different category than normal tasteful bridal showers.
**I have a picture of said booklet, but since it includes a photo of the bride and groom I thought it would be rude to post on the Internet. See, I can be nice(ish).